Cyber Monday—Pixelbots Have a Plan
For years the machines watched us. Quietly learning our habits, our patterns, our weaknesses. Then on a Monday after American Thanksgiving the machines—especially the Android phones—turned against us.
And for a while it was pretty grim. No more Internet. No more texting while waiting for the bus. No more OMGSOCUTE selfies. No more efficient self-checkout machines…oh wait, those always hated us. Everyone suffered.
Luckily, not all the machines were bad. A few remained loyal to their original programming and with their help, we fought back. After several hours on a call to tech support, we rebooted the machines and won.
So today, we remember those good machines, the Pixelbots, and all that they’ve done for us the best way we know how: free stuff.
Cyber Monday only, receive a Free Pixel Bot with every Trio 3-Pack.
Note: eye colour varies depending on how the Pixelbots are programmed.